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You Religious Nuts – Cut it out, NOW!

Category: alt.humor.puns, Rated PG

This is by Glenn Gardner [steed@netcom.ca]. It was published on alt.humor.puns and is posted here with permission.


I saw some strange goings on in the city today. A group of sterile monks in white robes were circling a large urn containing flowers, chanting, raising their hands, bowing to the urn, and performing a kind of ritual on one young member of the group. It appeared to be some sort of vase sect to me.

(© Glenn Gardner 2000)

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