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What Does A Turkey Say?

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G

From Gail S. Angel on the groaners listserv.

What does a turkey say?
“Gobble, gobble, gobble,”
Not always!

A jewelry-lovin’ turkey says,
“Bauble, bauble, bauble.”

A dyslexic turkey?
“Boggle, boggle, boggle.”

A turkey in the shoe repair shop?
“Cobble, cobble, cobble.”

A turkey with a sore leg?
“Hobble, hobble, hobble.”

A football turkey?
“Huddle, huddle, huddle.”

A dieting turkey?
“Nibble, nibble, nibble.”

A turkey who argues a lot?
“Squabble, squabble, squabble.”

What does the Dr. Seuss’ turkey say?
“Tweedle beetle paddle battle puddle wobble hobble gobble.”

Then, there was the dizzy Turkey who just went,
“Wobble, wobble, wobble!”

An astronomical turkey?]
“Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!”

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