This tale, a sign of our times, is by Liquor. It was posted on alt.callahans.
Lately my old liquor@ mailbox has been deluged with 100+ spams a day. Most of them seem to either originate from or refer to sites hosted by Chinanet.
And one porn spam with a bunch of thumbnail images made me wish I were writing this closer to Christmas – because the spam was:
Wee free kinks from orient are
Baring GIFS; they transvest afar.