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Tim Allen meets Shakespeare

Category: Rated G

by Alan B. Combs


It’s funny how these things come to me. I was watching Tim Allen’s TV show the other night. We all know how he gets off on implements and tools. I easily could imagine him building a marvelous tool shed in the back yard, a tool shed that is the primary attraction and center of attention when looking out through the large bay window in his living room.

Then, I can see him standing in the living room, looking out upon his work, and rejoicing, “Lord, what tools these portals see.”

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