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They Just Bug Me

Category: alt.humor.puns, Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G

This little pearl is from David Reihmer [simwah@mindspring.com]. He published it on alt.humor.puns. It was also published on the groaners listserv.


My friend started hating people who collect insects. He’s a great guy, so I decided to follow his beliefs about this, even though I didn’t really understand them. Some others have joined in, too.

We don’t know why we hate people who collect insects, or why we blindly follow him, but we just consider him our leader. Maybe we’re just “sick of ants”.

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