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The Professors

Category: Rated G

This is from Gilbert Krebs. Do you know any professors like these? Nah, I didn’t think so.


There was a group of college professors who liked to go around discounting established theories.

“The earth is flat!” said one.

“Elvis is not dead!” said another.

“Pi is greater than four!”

“War would not exist if we would just eat right!”

When the president of their university was asked why he kept renewing their tenure, he replied, “They may cost a lot, but I just love academia nuts.”

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