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The New Suit

Category: Adult Theme

This offering is from Stan Kegel’s Adult-puns- of-the-day listserv. I think it may be quite old.


A guy sees his best friend on the street. The friend is wearing a flamboyant outfit. Lime colored trousers, a puff sleeved, lavender shirt, a puce ascot, etc. So he asks his friend, “What in the world is wrong with you?”

“Oh, my wife,” the friend replies.

“Your wife?” queries the first guy.

“Yeah. I saw an ad in the paper for Cox’s Men’s Store. They were having a great sale on seersucker suits. So I told her, go to Cox’s and buy me one of those seersucker suits. So what does she do? She goes to Sears”.

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