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The Bottom Lion

Category: Rated G

This is from Jelcy [jelcy@eclipse.sigint.com].

Nero was talking to his financial advisors in a Roman amphitheater. “Why aren’t we making any money from this building?” he asked.

An advisor replied, “Because the lions are eating up all the prophets.”

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