This was posted by Stan Kegel on the groaners listserv. Why are these things seemingly so pertinent these days?
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Seniors’ Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, this is the code for you!
SENIOR TEXTING CODE
AFT: Another Funeral Today
ATD: At the Doctor’s
B2N: Bingo Tonight?
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CTUF2T: Can’t Twitter You, Fingers Too tight.
CUATSC: See You At the Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
G2GEBS: Got To Go. Early Bird Special
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
GOML: Get Off My Lawn
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHMO: In My HMO.
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
IITDH: I’m In The Doughnut Hole
IYHO: Is Your Hearing-Aid On?
JK: Just Kvetching
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
MGAD: My Grandson’s A Doctor
MILF: Meal I’d Like To Forget
N2PUSD: Need To Pick Up Some Depends.
NCBM: Not Covered By Medicare
OMG: Ouch, My Groin!
OMGC: Oy, My Grandchildren!
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
PIMP: Peeing In My Pants (from laughter)
ROFLCGU: Rolling on the Floor Laughing; Can’t Get Up
RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
SUK: Speak Up, Kid
TGIF: Thank Goodness It’s Four (P. M. Early Bird Special)
TTML: Talk to Me Louder
TTYL: Talk to You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WIWYA: When I Was Your Age
WTFA: Wet the Furniture Again
WTFU ITTY: Wake the “F” Up, I’m Talking to You
WTP: Where’s the Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil