Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


  • New Rules for 2006 (filed in Adult Theme, Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Politically Incorrect on July 7, 2006)
  • New Living Will Form (filed in Rated G on )
  • Medical Advice for the Older Man (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXXIV (Longhorn Hopes for the Season) (filed in Poetry, Rated G on )
  • The French and Lance Armstrong (filed in Politically Incorrect on July 2, 2006)
  • The Buckeye Fan (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • Longhorn Musicians (filed in Rated G on November 6, 2005)
  • World’s Shortest Fairy Tale (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • The Old Ball Players (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • The Donation (A Classic Shaggy Puppy) (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Know Your State Motto (filed in Politically Incorrect on )
  • A Baseball Tale (filed in Rated G on August 20, 2005)
  • If You Were A Football Fan (filed in Rated G on July 18, 2005)
  • The Southern Reconstruction (filed in Rated G on May 31, 2005)
  • A Philadelphian in Hell (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Warning to Golfers (filed in Adult Theme on March 17, 2005)
  • Punoff 2001 Silver Medal — Jim Ertner (filed in Gatling Puns on January 17, 2005)
  • Warning to Golfers (filed in Adult Theme, Puns on December 28, 2004)
  • The Blonde at a Football Game (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Aesop’s Poodle (filed in Rated G on December 26, 2004)
  • In Praise of Lance (filed in Puns, Rated G on November 20, 2004)
  • Phoney Sects (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on May 22, 2004)
  • Dancing Pirates (filed in Rated G on January 25, 2004)
  • Caught in a Kosher Pickle (filed in Rated G on )
  • Starring Auntie Em as the Good Witch, Glinda (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns, Rated G on )