Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


  • Shaggy Mass (filed in Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated G on May 30, 2010)
  • The Aggie Scientific Method (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on May 16, 2010)
  • Studying Bathrooms and Loos (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 25, 2010)
  • An Astronomical Point of Reference (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Five Fundamental Forces (filed in Rated PG on May 23, 2009)
  • Albert Einstein (filed in Rated PG-13 on )
  • The Really Smart Toad (filed in Rated G on August 5, 2007)
  • In the Molecular Biology Lab (filed in Rated G, Rated PG-13 on )
  • While Once in Pisa (filed in Rated G on May 5, 2007)
  • The Mathematician (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • The Perils Of Polly Nomial, Or, Impure Mathematics (filed in Adult Theme on January 16, 2006)
  • Mary and the Lamb (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Poetry, Rated G on November 6, 2005)
  • Metric Conversion Factors (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • Second Submission, Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Contest, 2004 (filed in Rated G on July 18, 2005)
  • The Weatherman (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • Measurements of Interest (filed in Rated G on March 17, 2005)
  • Ants (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G on January 17, 2005)
  • Genetic Hybrid (filed in Rated G on )
  • The Night Before Christmas Parodies XXX (Mad Scientist Version) (filed in Poetry, Rated G on )
  • Laundry (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • Math Lesson I (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on September 6, 2004)
  • Dental Floss (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Walter Cronkite (filed in Rated G on January 25, 2004)
  • The Ten Best Stressed Puns of 2003 (filed in News, Puns on January 1, 2004)
  • Chevalier (filed in Rated G on December 29, 2003)