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A Legal Question…
Posted by Brian P. Combs on June 7, 2011
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The Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms (ATF) Agent
This is from cousin Roger.
An ATF officer stops at a ranch in South Dakota, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”
The old rancher says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there.”
The ATF officer verbally explodes saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it … Read the rest...
Posted by Alan B. Combs on April 25, 2010
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Morning Sex
This little episode of the continuing battle of the sexes is from Cousin Roger.
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,” You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be … Read the rest...
Posted by Alan B. Combs on April 25, 2010
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The Tragic Accident
From cousin Roger who appears to be on a roll.
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything, but…..something happened. I’m trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we … Read the rest...
Posted by Alan B. Combs on March 30, 2010
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Alligator Shoes
This comes from cousin Roger. Though he doesn’t say it, I suspect there’s a certain ethnicity of hair color involved. Other folks have said that they remember the story as a Cajun joke.
Jo wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes but was reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle on prices” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, being the determined gal we all know, … Read the rest...
Posted by Alan B. Combs on May 5, 2007
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More on Men Are From Mars and Women Are From Venus
This is from cousin Roger, though it has been kicking around the internet, recently.
SUBJECT: The whole Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus thing.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire … Read the rest...
Posted by Alan B. Combs on March 17, 2005
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The Picture On The Nightstand
This is from Cousin Roger. Thanks.
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. “Is this your husband?” he nervously asks.
“No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend, then?” he continues.
“No, not at all,” she says, nibbling away at his ear.
“Is it your dad or your brother?” he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
“No, no, no!!!” she answers.
“Well, … Read the rest...
Posted by Alan B. Combs on December 28, 2004
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Best Drunk Story
Cousin Roger sent this lovely biker tale to us.
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest biker in the face and says, “I went by your grandma’s house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!”
The … Read the rest...
Posted by Alan B. Combs on December 26, 2004
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Drunks
This was sent to us by my cousin Roger. It sticks in my mind that it has a certain venerable quality about it, but it’s not in the collection.
A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81 about 2 miles north of the PA/MD State line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Harrisburg to do a … Read the rest...
Posted by Alan B. Combs on May 22, 2004
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