All posts tagged Michael Butterworth

A Tail of Two Aliens

This is from Michael Butterworth from Jolly Olde… Lowrie thinks this joke is older than I am.

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, ‘Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader!!

The gas pump, of course, didn’t respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

The older alien said, … Read the rest...

Font of All Knowledge

This is from Michael Butterworth, a worthy scientist fro Jolly Olde….

Two fonts walk into a bar.

The the barman turn around and says, “Oi, you two, get out! We don’t serve your type in here.”… Read the rest...

Shaggy Flowers

I received this from Michael Butterworth, toxicological friend and colleague from the Other-Side-of-The-Pond. He says it is very old and seasonal. The translation from Anglish to English works pretty well.

A man asked his son what he would like for his forthcoming sixth birthday. The son said he wanted a hamster so the man visited the local pet shop. There he found the perfect hamster who was in the peak of health so he bought it. He also bought a … Read the rest...

Refrain from betting

Michael Butterworth sent this to me from Good Olde Merrie…. Thank you.

A guy walks into a pub and notices two pieces of meat on the ceiling. He asks the bar man for a pint and the bar man asks, “Don’t you want to participate in our competition?”

The guy asks “What’s it all about?”

The barman informs him, “All you have to do is get those pieces of meat off the ceiling and you get a free pint! If … Read the rest...