This was sent to me a few years ago by Dick Brewer.
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!”
That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night.
He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.”
She said, “Aye, John, what was your toast?”
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