All posts tagged Denny Adams

These Puns are getting Hairy

Denny Adams asked this question.


How rich do you have to be to use real poo in your hair?… Read the rest...

Don’t Blow This One…

This blink-and-you-miss-it pun was submitted by Denny Adams.


A woman went to her optometrist for an exam. The Dr turned the exam chart on the wall and asked her to read it. she replied that she couldn’t see anything. He increased the size to 6″ and asked her to try again. Still nothing.

So he enlarged it again to a foot. Still cant see it. out of frustration he pulled out his manhood, and asked if she could see it. … Read the rest...

A Jewcy Pun

Denny Adams sent in this martial pun.


The Israeli armed forces have developed their own form of martial arts. They call it Jew-jit-su.… Read the rest...

Don’t be Testy!

Denny Adams sent in this tasty treat.


A Texas Bar and grill specialized in serving mountain oysters. The sign in the window said “come on in, and have a ball”… Read the rest...

A Pun for the Halibut

Denny Adams sent this little guy in…


After a long day of fishing, I was feeling a little frisky, but alas, my wife wasn’t interested. She said “Not tonight, Dear. I’ve got a haddock.”… Read the rest...

Have a Ball

Another submission from the prolific Denny Adams.


Walgreens was having a sale on my favorite deodorant last week. I couldn’t find any on the shelves, so I asked the lady at the sales counter.

She said, “We have it; it’s here behind the counter. Would you like the ball type?”

I said, “No, thanks. I just want it for my underarms.”… Read the rest...

A Pun I Truly Relish

Denny Adams submitted this quick pun.


I went to the grocery store last night, and got to the cashier. She asked, “Paper or plastic?”

I said, “Either is fine. I’m Bi-sacktual.”… Read the rest...

Going of the Rails on a Crazy Twain

Denny Adams submitted this little pun.


A new massage parlor opened in Hartford Conneticut, named “King Arthurs Court”

The employees are affectionately known as The Conneticut Yankers.… Read the rest...

A Pore Excuse for a Pun

Here’s a two-fer from Denny Adams.


There is a new mens “personal” deodorant on the market called “Umpire” It’s for foul balls.

Another one inspired by NASCAR is called “Pit Stop”… Read the rest...

The Best Little Warehouse in Texas

This little gem was submitted by Denny Adams.


Did you hear about the illiterate hooker, who tried to get a job in a warehouse?… Read the rest...

A Micro Snort

Denny Adams submitted this little gem.


My favorite microwave comfort food is Marconi and cheese.… Read the rest...