Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


  • Shaggy Rogue (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G, Spoonerisms on April 6, 2012)
  • There Is No Spoon (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on March 26, 2012)
  • Oscar is Wilde; Gene is Wilder (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on March 8, 2012)
  • Shaggy Christmas Down Under (filed in Puns, Rated G on December 27, 2011)
  • The Human Stain (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G on July 15, 2010)
  • Modern Classic Lies (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on July 12, 2010)
  • Elvis — In Lieu of Lunch (filed in Puns, Rated G on July 8, 2010)
  • Lowely Shaggy Dog (filed in Cartoon Puns, Puns, Rated PG-13 on June 12, 2010)
  • Shaggy Beatles II (filed in Puns, Rated G on May 17, 2010)
  • Glorious ‘Highlights’ of the English Language… (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG on April 23, 2010)
  • How To Make Yourself Feel Smarter (Read These) (filed in Politically Incorrect, Rated G on April 4, 2010)
  • Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road? (filed in Politically Incorrect, Rated G on )
  • The Movie Epic (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs, Shaggydog listserv on March 28, 2010)
  • For the Right Price (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated G on August 5, 2007)
  • To The Memory of Johnny Carson (filed in Rated PG, Short Snorts on May 5, 2007)
  • Thoughts on Bow Hunting (filed in Adult Theme, Politically Incorrect on )
  • Julia Child Tale (filed in Rated PG-13 on )
  • A Samuel L. Jackson Movie (filed in Puns, Rated G, Short Snorts on )
  • Busted (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on July 7, 2006)
  • The French and Lance Armstrong (filed in Politically Incorrect on July 2, 2006)
  • The Bad Tattoo (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Puppy on January 16, 2006)
  • Look On My Works… (filed in Rated G on November 6, 2005)
  • What I’ve learned — By Satan (filed in Rated G on August 20, 2005)
  • Michael Jackson (Adult Theme, What Else?) (filed in Adult Theme on July 18, 2005)
  • Cardiovascular Toxicology (filed in Rated G on May 31, 2005)