Anna Welander posted this on puns@yahoogroups.com.
Here are some more humorous t-shirts to wear around town.
Put one on and see how many laughs you get:
* Here I am! Now What are Your Other Two Wishes?
* I Recycle. I Wore this Shirt Yesterday.
* I’m Good in Bed. I can sleep for Days!
* Also Available in Sober.
* Voted Class of 2057’s Most Likely to Travel Back in Time.
* I’m like a Museum – Look But … Read the rest...
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/t-shirt-captions/
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An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer
stopped her. “I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer. “I just wanted to warn you
that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be
dangerous.”
“I thank thee,” replied the Amish lady. “I shall have my husband repair it
as soon as I return home.”
“Also,” said the … Read the rest...
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/an-amish-woman/
This was posted by Anna Welander on puns@yahoogroups.com.
Two rabbinical students were caught by the Rabbi gambling and drinking in the company of undesirable characters before the sun set on the evening of the Sabbath. The Rabbi called them into his study the next day.
Both confessed to having given in to weakness, and admitted that they deserved punishment. The Rabbi thought and then went into his kitchen and brought back two bags of dried peas.
“Put these in your … Read the rest...
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/rabbinical-students/
This was posted by Anna Welander on pun group on yahoo.com.
It’s harder to tell navy from black.
Everything old is new again, but if you wore it before, you’re too old to wear it the second time around.
Your kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them…but your grandchildren are perfect.
Yellow becomes the big color…walls…hair…teeth.
Going out is good. Coming home is better.
When you needed the discount you had to pay full price…Now you get discounts on … Read the rest...
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/some-observations-on-maturing-female-perspective/