March 6, 2023 Pun of the Day
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/march-6-2023-pun-of-the-day/
February 24, 2023 Pun of the Day
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/february-24-2023-pun-of-the-day/
February 16, 2023 Pun of the Day
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/february-16-2023-pun-of-the-day/
February 6, 2023 Pun of the Day
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/february-6-2023-pun-of-the-day/
February 2, 2023 Pun of the Day
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/february-2-2023-pun-of-the-day/
January 28, 2023 Pun of the Day
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/january-28-2023-pun-of-the-day/
September 26, 2023 Pun of the Day
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/september-26-2023-pun-of-the-day/
January 18, 2023 Pun of the Day
… https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/january-18-2023-pun-of-the-day/
January 16, 2023 Pun of the Day
… https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/january-16-2023-pun-of-the-day/
January 15, 2023 Pun of the Day
… https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/january-15-2023-pun-of-the-day/
December 31, 2022 Pun of the Day
… https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/december-31-2022-pun-of-the-day/
December 28, 2022 Pun of the Day
… https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/december-28-2022-pun-of-the-day/
December 14, 2022 Pun of the Day
… https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/december-14-2022-pun-of-the-day/
December 13, 2022 Pun of the Day
… https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/december-13-2022-pun-of-the-day/
A Pawfect Stud
This little gem was sent in by Joe Blake.
A guy wished to breed his female Cocker Spaniel so he advertised for a male to service her. After a while the phone rang and the following exchange occurred.
“Good morning. I read your advertisement and I’ve got a healthy young Spaniel. Unfortunately I don’t have any breeders papers for him.”
“Don’t worry about that. Any Cocker dude’ll do.”… Read the rest...
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/a-pawfect-stud/
Hope Urine the Mood for a Potty Pun
Dave Wallace submitted the following, so blame him.
That tinkling sound you hear is from my friend’s dog. She’s an on a mat a pee-er.… Read the rest...
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/hope-urine-the-mood-for-a-potty-pun/
A Mess of Food Puns
Don Allen the following cascade of food/animal puns.
A friend of mine who served in the army a long while back, told me some mess hall nicknames for meals consisting of what could be described as “mystery meat”. Have you ever tasted “poodle with noodles” or enjoyed a slice or two of “slab of lab”? It made me think, what other canine cuisine is just waiting to be discovered? You won’t see any of these on Hell’s Kitchen! Maybe on … Read the rest...
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/mess-food-puns/
Punniest of Show 2017: Haley Haradan
Haley Haradan and an assistent score 38 point in Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off, by proposing with bird puns.
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/punniest-show-2017-haley-haradan/
Punniest of Show 2017: Arum Debray
Arum Debray scores 38 points in Punniest of Show with his avian themed performance at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off.
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/punniest-show-2017-arum-debray/
Sister Cities
This was sent in by Frank Reid.
The residents of the town of Ramsey on the Isle of Man in the UK decided that they would partner (we call them Sister Cities) with the town of Novokutznetsk in Russia. The Manx population was very happy, as were the residents of Novokutznetsk. A large, joint celebration was planned in both towns.
To commemorate the event, the citizens of Ramsey constructed a miniature of their famous “Albert Tower” to go in the … Read the rest...
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/sister-cities/
Windows of Opportunity
Joe Blake submitted this little guy.
A bloke was walking along the street one day when he passed the local community hall and heard a burst of enthusiastic applause from within. He noticed a small handwritten sign on the door which said “Free Lecture – How to Succeed. All Welcome.” He entered the door and found himself in a room packed with people, bursting into spontaneous applause as they listened to the speaker on the stage. Standing at the back … Read the rest...
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/windows-of-opportunity/
Just a Couple of Dandylions
This one was sent in by Vojislav Stojkovic. Original source is unknown.
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/just-a-couple-of-dandylions/
Sex Antics
Mike Franklin sent in this one that’s making the rounds.
How to tell the sex of an Ant?
Place Ant in glass of water.
If it sinks: Girl Ant
If it floats…..… Read the rest...
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/sex-antics/
Just Duckserts
Submitted by Mike Franklin.
Three women die together in an accident
And go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,
‘We only have one rule here in heaven:
Don’t step on the ducks!’
So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
There are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
And although they try their best to avoid them,
The first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with … Read the rest...
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/just-duckserts/
If he’d been missing a fifth appendage, they would have gone to a retailer.
Submitted by Mike Franklin.
This one I first remember telling over 40 years ago. It might be more readily grasped by you Brits out there…. Particularly those of a certain age…..
Once upon a time there was a tribe of monkeys living deep in the jungle. They were a happy bunch and would all work together for the good of the tribe. They had been working especially hard of late in preparation for a great feast and celebration for one … Read the rest...
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/missing-fifth-appendage/