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Category: Rated G

This timely gem was submitted by Lynda Goldsmith.


There is a new movie to be avoided. Picture the scene, a big creaky tub of a wooden boat, already condemned in three countries and which is being used illegally to transport refugees. The deck is splintered, the nails are falling out, the people, thin and barefoot, are crammed on the deck.

First one person becomes sick and dies with severe convulsions, then several do. It’s an epidemic to which even our hero finally succumbs. The name of this horror flick?

TETANIC

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