Shaggy Christmas Down Under

This merry little gem was submitted to us by Dave Wallace.

Lara Bingle (an Australian fashion model) invited Michael Clarke (captain of the Australian cricket team, and Lara’s former fiance) around for Christmas dinner a few short years ago. She didn’t claim to be a good cook, but wanted to serve a home-made meal for him. Actually, she admits to being a lousy cook.

Michael found a very dense object on his plate which was a kind of radioactive green. It made a clunking sound when he dropped it – couldn’t even get a fork into it.

“What”, he said, “is this?” She, glorying in her new-found cooking skills, replied “Jello”.

“Oh”, he said, it’s a Bingle Jell Rock!

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