Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Selectivity in Dining

Category: Rated G

I received this from Mike Brimberry.


A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him, leaving the other strictly alone.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

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