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Scream of Wheat

Category: P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated G

A new groaner by Tiff Wimberly. Posted on PUNY. Yea!


Two farmers were talking at the co-op about the weather and crops, when a third farmer walks up and offers his two cents about the need for rain and yields and then ended his conversation by pulling out a handful of wheat berries from the pocket of his overalls and pelting the other two farmers with them before walking away.

One of the farmers said. “What in tarnation did he do that fer?”

To which the other farmer replied, “Oh, that’s ol’ Farley, you have to take whatever he says with a grain assault.”

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