This was posted by Hauke Reddmann.
Well, it was just after the end of the iron-age, when little Nimrod had his 9th birthday. His mother had baked a big cake for him. He took a bite,and said, “BAAAA! This cake is made from SHEEP! Yuck!”
His mother said astonished: “And I thought all kids would love the Tin-Age mutton Nine-Year torteletts!”