Denny Adams asked this question.
How rich do you have to be to use real poo in your hair?
Welcome to the new home of Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots. At least 3183 horrible puns, shaggy dogs, groaners, and feghoots. And a couple of good ones.
In Defense of Shaggy Dog Stories
From Whence the Nomenclature Shaggy Dog
Note: Some of these entries can be a bit on the racy side. And some should probably not be read by the more easily offended. All such posts are tagged "Adult Theme", "Politically Incorrect", or "PG-13" as appropriate.
Denny Adams asked this question.
How rich do you have to be to use real poo in your hair?
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