Thanks to Mike Boyle for sending this one in.
Little Suzy donned her skates,
Upon the ice to frisk.
Her friends all thought that she was nuts,
Her little *.
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From Whence the Nomenclature Shaggy Dog
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Thanks to Mike Boyle for sending this one in.
Little Suzy donned her skates,
Upon the ice to frisk.
Her friends all thought that she was nuts,
Her little *.
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