People Afraid of Saint Nick are Claustrophobic

This seasonal, somewhat shaggy submission is from Joe Blake, who says:

“A very new pun. Not sure if the rest of the world knows who Lara Bingle is, but remember Google is your friend.”

Super model, Lara Bingle, decided that she was going to introduce her new range of beauty and hygiene gel products with a super Christmas promo. For one week people would be able to attempt, in one of the upmarket trendmarkets, to guess how much a huge hamper of her new gels weighed, and whoever was closest would get to take the entire hamper away.

Her promotion was based around a very familiar Christmas-themed song, with the words slightly re-written.

“Bingle gels, Bingle Gels, Bingle, all they weighed.”

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