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Punslingers 2015, Round Three
Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video
Let’s continue with Round Three of Punslingers from the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.
Punslingers 2015, Round Two
Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video
And, for your viewing pleasure or displeasure, here is round two of Punslingers from the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.
Punslingers 2015, Round One
Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video
Round One of Punslingers ran for an hour and twenty-one minutes. Here it is, with all of it’s punishment.
Results from the 2015 O. Henry Pun-Off
Category: News
Even in the face of inclement weather, Saturday saw perhaps the largest crowd for an O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships in history. The audience was treated (or subjected) to an epic eight hours of competition.
The video from the competition is being uploaded to YouTube as I type this. Right now, the gating factor is horrible U-verse upload speeds, so it may be a few days until everything is uploaded.
I’ll link to the highlights from here, but you’ll be … Read the rest...
Religious Fundamentalists
Category: Puns, Rated G, Rated PG, Short Snorts
A friend of mine is very inclined to religious fundamentalism. Among other groups, he has been studying the Quakers, the Mennonites, and the Amish. He just cannot decide whom to join, and this has become a source of great confusion and anguish to him. Hypertension and cardiac symptoms have resulted. Finally, he heard some very helpful advice in a TV advertisement – “Ask your doctor if your heart is strong enough for sects.”… Read the rest...
Putin on the Ritz
Category: Current Events, Picture Pun, Rated G
This one is making the rounds. No idea what the original source is, but Richard Lederer sent it to us.
Sex Antics
Category: Rated G, Short Snorts
Mike Franklin sent in this one that’s making the rounds.
How to tell the sex of an Ant?
Place Ant in glass of water.
If it sinks: Girl Ant
If it floats…..… Read the rest...
The Raisin Couldn’t Achieve Grapeness
Category: Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy
Another submission from Mike Franklin.
There is a new wine available for seniors who have problems getting up often to urinate at night —
A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep.
I kid you not…
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people … Read the rest...
Season’s Greetings, said the Salt to the Pepper
Category: Rated G, Shaggy Puppy
Mike Franklin submitted three variants of this seasonal pun.
I used to know a guy who absolutely loved hollandaise sauce. He would buy the sharpest brand he could find and would put it on just about everything. Well it turned out that because he used the spicy sauce so much, it started to wear down a hole on the roof of his mouth. He went to a doctor and asked what he could do about it. The doctor looks at … Read the rest...