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Punniest of Show Complete 2017 Results

Category: News

Here are the score sheets from Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off. There were six judges, with the highest and lowest score for each contestant being dropped. This left a highest possible score of 40.

Name J1 J2 J3 J4 J5 J6 Total
1 Joshon Sabik 7 8 6 6 6 5 25
2 Jake Morrison 7 7 6 6 8 8 27
3 Kate Memorde 9 8 8 8 9 9 34
4 Emily Parrish 9
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Punslingers 2017 Round Five

Category: Pun Cascade, Video

The final match of Punslingers at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers 2017 Round Four

Category: Pun Cascade, Video

The semi-finals of Punslingers at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers 2017 Round Three

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The third round of Punslingers at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off.

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Punslingers 2017 Round Two

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And here is the second round of Punslingers from the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers 2017 Round One

Category: Pun Cascade, Video

Ok, Pun-Lovers! Here’s the first round from last weekend’s O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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2017 Punslingers Winners

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Jerzy Gwiadowski defeated Dav Wallace in the finals of Punslingers at the 2017 O.Henry Pun-Off.

In the semi-finals, Dav beat Matt Pollack, while Jerzy defeated Randell Kirsch.

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2017 Punniest of Show Winners

Category: News

Three perfect scores sat atop Punniest of Show at the 2017 O.Henry Pun-Off. Jerzy Gwiazdowski was disqualified for running long, so the top two were determined by applause. After multiple rounds of applause, Southpaw Jones beat out Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski for the win.

Six scores of 38 were also settled through applause, with third place going to Annika Eagle.

The top three spots are:

1st – Southpaw Jones
2nd – Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski
3rd – Annica Eagle

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The Kadinka-Donka Machine

Category: Shaggy Dogs

This shaggy story was submitted by Wesley Parish, who says:

“Here’s something you might not have; it was a favourite at Yarralumla Primary in Canberra in the mid-70s.”


There was a rich and not altogether intelligent young man getting bored with his life of excessive privilege. One day while driving at random through the Peruvian Andes, he noticed a sign by the side of the road. It said “Kadinka-Donka Machines Our Speciality”.

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Pay Toilet Lament

Category: Adult Theme

Yes, I am old enough to remember pay toilets at such places as gas stations. I learned this lament as a child, though I never did mention it to my parents.

Here I sit,
All broken-hearted.
Paid a nickel to shit,
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