Here are the score sheets from Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off. There were six judges, with the highest and lowest score for each contestant being dropped. This left a highest possible score of 40.
| Name | J1 | J2 | J3 | J4 | J5 | J6 | Total | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Joshon Sabik | 7 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 25 |
| 2 | Jake Morrison | 7 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 27 |
| 3 | Kate Memorde | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 34 |
| 4 | Emily Parrish | 9 |
The final match of Punslingers at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.
The semi-finals of Punslingers at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.
The third round of Punslingers at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off.
And here is the second round of Punslingers from the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships.
Ok, Pun-Lovers! Here’s the first round from last weekend’s O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.
I’ll be adding the rest of the rounds soon, so keep checking back.… Read the rest...
Jerzy Gwiadowski defeated Dav Wallace in the finals of Punslingers at the 2017 O.Henry Pun-Off.
In the semi-finals, Dav beat Matt Pollack, while Jerzy defeated Randell Kirsch.
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Three perfect scores sat atop Punniest of Show at the 2017 O.Henry Pun-Off. Jerzy Gwiazdowski was disqualified for running long, so the top two were determined by applause. After multiple rounds of applause, Southpaw Jones beat out Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski for the win.
Six scores of 38 were also settled through applause, with third place going to Annika Eagle.
The top three spots are:
1st – Southpaw Jones
2nd – Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski
3rd – Annica Eagle
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This shaggy story was submitted by Wesley Parish, who says:
“Here’s something you might not have; it was a favourite at Yarralumla Primary in Canberra in the mid-70s.”
There was a rich and not altogether intelligent young man getting bored with his life of excessive privilege. One day while driving at random through the Peruvian Andes, he noticed a sign by the side of the road. It said “Kadinka-Donka Machines Our Speciality”.
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Yes, I am old enough to remember pay toilets at such places as gas stations. I learned this lament as a child, though I never did mention it to my parents.
Here I sit,
All broken-hearted.
Paid a nickel to shit,
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