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Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots
The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive
I Kneed You Know
Category: Picture Pun, Rated G
… I stole a kilt and had to plaid guilty…
Category: Poetry, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs
This one was submitted by Mike Franklin.
This princely story made I laaaff it did. I wouldne to rob ye of such pleasure….
Prince Charles is making a hospital visit in Scotland and goes into a ward and asks the patients how they are.
The first one replies:
… Read the rest...Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin’-race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang’s my
A Mess of Food Puns
Category: Gatling Puns, Rated G
Don Allen the following cascade of food/animal puns.
A friend of mine who served in the army a long while back, told me some mess hall nicknames for meals consisting of what could be described as “mystery meat”. Have you ever tasted “poodle with noodles” or enjoyed a slice or two of “slab of lab”? It made me think, what other canine cuisine is just waiting to be discovered? You won’t see any of these on Hell’s Kitchen! Maybe on … Read the rest...
Chance Meeting on an Airplane
Category: Adult Theme
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a spectacular gorgeous woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. As if his prayers were answered, she took the seat right beside his.
Nervous, but eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, “Business or vacation?”
She turned, smiled, and said, “Business. The Annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago.”
He swallowed hard. Here was … Read the rest...
Punniest of Show 2017 Winner: Southpaw Jones
Category: Gatling Puns, Video
Southpaw Jones gets 40 points in Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off. He punned on pregnancy and child-birth. His tie at 40 was resolved to his favor via audience applause.
Punniest of Show 2017 Second Place: Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski
Category: Gatling Puns, Video
Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski scores a perfect 40 points in Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off with a legal-themed performance focused on Donald Trump. He lost in a cheer off after the entries.
Punniest of Show 2017 Third Place: Annica Eagle
Category: Gatling Puns, Video
Annica Eagle scored 38 points in Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off, with a healthcare themed skit on clothing. A five-way tie at 38 points was resolved in Annica’s favor via audience applause.
Punniest of Show 2017: Jerzy Gwiazdowski
Category: Gatling Puns, Video
Jerzy Gwiazdowski scores 40 points in Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off with European puns. Unfortunately, he runs long and is disqualified.
Punniest of Show 2017: Haley Haradan
Category: Gatling Puns, Video
Haley Haradan and an assistent score 38 point in Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off, by proposing with bird puns.
Punniest of Show 2017: Robert Ramon
Category: Gatling Puns, Video
Robert Ramon competes in Punniest of Show at the 2017 O. Henry Pun-Off. He scored 38 points with Texas-themed puns.