Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Neil Before Zod!

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This picture pun is making the rounds.


Neil Young - Neil OldRead the rest...

Spader? I Barely Knew Her!

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This is one of the picture puns making the round on the interwebs.


James Spader - James Didn'tRead the rest...

Kanye Hear It?

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Another picture pun making the rounds…


Kanye West - Kanye EastRead the rest...

Golf is Good for Italian Men

Category: Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy

From Brother Tom Vickery.


An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?”

“I’m Italian and I am a golfer,” says the old guy, “and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is well.”

“Well”, … Read the rest...

The Shaggy One

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Another of the picture puns being forwarded around.


Keanu Reeves - Keanu Comes BackRead the rest...

A Dangerous Foe

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

The first in a series of celebrity name puns being spread around by Stan Kegel.


William Dafoe - William DafriendRead the rest...

Shaggy Campfire

Category: Rated G, Shaggy Dogs

Dave Wallace sent this timely piece of advice in.


In California, and, indeed, many parts of the West – the whole country, actually, prevention of uncontrolled wildfire is critically important. So when we camp out in the Sierras, on the last night of a multi-day backpack, we occasionally get carried away and have a bigger fire than might be prudent.

The National Forests have some rules:

Prepare Your Site – Find a level spot away from overhanging branches, brush, or … Read the rest...

Live Shaggy

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Another of the name picture puns that are taking over the interwebs…


Lance Armstrong - Lance LegstrongRead the rest...

Shaggy Misdirection

Category: Picture Pun, Rated PG

There are several versions of this on the internet. This is (such as it is) one of the most socially acceptable.


It reads: Yesterday afternoon I was going back home with my gf, when I left her arm to take out my phone and then took this photo. She got angry and shouted real bad at me. Didn’t talk to me again that day. But let’s just be honest: how many times do you find a dog driving over the … Read the rest...

A Backhanded Compliment?

Category: Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy

This is developed from a forum post I read online.


Thursday night, Eleven time Grand Slam champion Rafael Nadal lost to 100th ranked Lukas Rosol of the Czech Republic in the second round at Wimbledon. Some call it the biggest upset in tennis history, but I think they’re missing the real story.

I heard that before the final point of the match, Nadal cried out that he couldn’t believe he was losing to a Serb. After scoring, Rosol yelled out, … Read the rest...