Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


Where Do Astronauts Hang Out?

Category: Cartoon Puns, Rated G

Bob Dvorak sent this in. The original source is unknown.


Where do Austronauts Hang out?Read the rest...

A Classical Football Game

Category: Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G

This tale comes to us as the (Thank the Heavens) season begins. Gill Krebs posted it to yahoo’s pun group.


Julius Caesar, Mark Anthony, and Brutus decided to go to a football match one Saturday. Roma was playing local rival Sparta for the All Holy Roman Empire Cup. So Caesar organized the tickets and they all agreed to meet at the stadium at 3 p.m., just in time for the kick off.

Saturday arrived and Caesar and Mark Anthony took … Read the rest...

A Cowboy Tombstone

Category: Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. This wisdom was contributed by Lowrie B.


FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to … Read the rest...

Pun in HTML

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

This picture pun takes me back to the early days of the world wide web.


italics buildingRead the rest...

Am I Blue Ray?

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Yet another celebrity picture pun.


Ray - Blue RayRead the rest...

Lively Conversation

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

The celebrity picture puns never cease.


Blake Lively - Blake DrearyRead the rest...

Not Ok any More

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

I think Kim Jong looks worse than both the pictures in the celebrity pun now.


Kim Jong Il - Kim Jong OkRead the rest...

Brothel Sues Church (Adult Content)

Category: Adult Theme, Shaggy Dogs

Stan Kegel recently posted this to the Puns at Yahoo group. I do think it is an older tale, one that speaks too well to our human condition.


Diamond D’s brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.

Work on Diamond D’s progressed right up until the week before … Read the rest...

Smokers are led Ashtray

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Another celebrity picture pun.


Glen Close, but no CigarRead the rest...

Fowl Play is Suspected

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

The celebrity name puns are endless.


Ron Swanson - Swan RonsonRead the rest...