The second round of Punslingers at the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.
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Punslingers 2018 – Round One
Category: Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video
The first round of Punslingers at the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.
Punniest of Show 2018 Champion: Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski
Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video
Regular contestant Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski puns on mathematics on the way to a perfect Punniest of Show score at the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships. He won a “cheer off” which as used to determine the winner amongst the three perfect scores.
Punniest of Show 2018 Second Place: Marisa Roper
Category: Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video
First time contestant Marisa Roper riffs on singers and musicians for a perfect score in Punniest of Show at the 2018 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. She placed second in a “cheer off” that followed the competition.
Punniest of Show 2018 Third Place – Jerzy Gwiazdowski
Category: Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video
Pun-Off veteran Jerzy Gwiazdowski scores a perfect 40 with his routine on city names. He placed third in the “cheer off” among the three perfect scores.
Punslingers 2018 Results
Category: News
Here are the final results for Punslingers in the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off:
1st – Jerzy Gwiazdowski
2nd – Max Parke
3rd – Allison Fisher and Jerry Yan
Congrats to Jerzy for repeating as champion. Look for videos here in the next few days. … Read the rest...
Punniest of Show 2018 Results
Category: News
Three perfect scores were scored in Punniest of Show at the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships. A clap off chose the winner, with third place going to Jerzy Gwiazdowski, second to Marisa Roper, and the win going to Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski.… Read the rest...
A Very Cheesy Pun
Category: Picture Pun, Rated G
… I Kneed You Know
Category: Picture Pun, Rated G
… I stole a kilt and had to plaid guilty…
Category: Poetry, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs
This one was submitted by Mike Franklin.
This princely story made I laaaff it did. I wouldne to rob ye of such pleasure….
Prince Charles is making a hospital visit in Scotland and goes into a ward and asks the patients how they are.
The first one replies:
… Read the rest...Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin’-race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang’s my