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Punslingers 2018 – Round Two

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video

The second round of Punslingers at the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punslingers 2018 – Round One

Category: Pun Cascade, Rated PG, Video

The first round of Punslingers at the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

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Punniest of Show 2018 Champion: Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated PG, Video

Regular contestant Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski puns on mathematics on the way to a perfect Punniest of Show score at the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships. He won a “cheer off” which as used to determine the winner amongst the three perfect scores.

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Punniest of Show 2018 Second Place: Marisa Roper

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video

First time contestant Marisa Roper riffs on singers and musicians for a perfect score in Punniest of Show at the 2018 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships. She placed second in a “cheer off” that followed the competition.

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Punniest of Show 2018 Third Place – Jerzy Gwiazdowski

Category: Gatling Puns, Rated G, Video

Pun-Off veteran Jerzy Gwiazdowski scores a perfect 40 with his routine on city names. He placed third in the “cheer off” among the three perfect scores.

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Punslingers 2018 Results

Category: News

Here are the final results for Punslingers in the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off:

1st – Jerzy Gwiazdowski
2nd – Max Parke
3rd – Allison Fisher and Jerry Yan

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Punniest of Show 2018 Results

Category: News

Three perfect scores were scored in Punniest of Show at the 2018 O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships. A clap off chose the winner, with third place going to Jerzy Gwiazdowski, second to Marisa Roper, and the win going to Toby Miceli-Gwiazdowski.… Read the rest...

A Very Cheesy Pun

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Found this one online. It really tickled me. Wish I’d thought of it.


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I Kneed You Know

Category: Picture Pun, Rated G

Sent to me via my dad. Source unknown, so no credit or blame is accepted.


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I stole a kilt and had to plaid guilty…

Category: Poetry, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs

This one was submitted by Mike Franklin.


This princely story made I laaaff it did. I wouldne to rob ye of such pleasure….

Prince Charles is making a hospital visit in Scotland and goes into a ward and asks the patients how they are.

The first one replies:

Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin’-race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang’s my

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