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New Yogurt

Category: Rated G

By rosecatt


In a new marketing strategy, a toymaker and a dairy company have joined forces to manufacture an all natural, edible modeling clay for the little ones. It’s called Yoplait-Doh.

This material has been judged safe even for very young babies. In fact, when well chilled, it becomes an excellent teething aid. Of course if the baby is too young to actually make anything with the product, you will have to help. But ‘if you build it, they will gum’.

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