A pun-cascade from several of the usual suspects at P.U.N.Y.

Amazon.com currently is advertising their new students’ dictionary
full of erroneous information: Flunk and Wagnalls.

Alan

There’s a new word compendium aimed directly at the homeless
community. It’s called the “Under-a-bridge Dictionary.”

Gary

I’ve always enjoyed thumbing through specialized dictionaries, but it bugs
me that I can’t find one on entomology.

What famous dictionary publishing house is patronized by NBA players?

Longman

Charles

A woman who wants to avoid a man’s advances can find the right words to turn
him down with in the dick-shun-ary.

Cynthia

A dictionary for the hearing impaired has deafinitions.

Alex

Does a dictionary with verbiage about songs vocalized without words offer
humonyms?

Cyn

I know a man who decided to write a song using all of the words in the
dictionary.
It began something like–It takes a wordy man to sing a wordy song.

Bert

I am not wordy of the honor (or offer) you are bestowing on me tonight.

Cyn

Would the opposite of “uncle” be its auntonym?

Charles