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Miguel’s Insomnia — Another Bilingual Pun

Category: Rated G

This is from the Whimsical Wits, Puns & Groaners web site.

Miguel Rodriquez long suffered from insomnia. It was a rare night that he slept more than an hour. He had consulted numerous physicians in Mexico and the United States but none had been able to help him. Even the strongest sedatives could not give him a restful night of sleep. One day, Miguel met and fell in love with a beautiful senorita named Esta Gonzales. Now when he wants to sleep he just looks at her picture.

Miguel has known from his childhood that to see Esta is to sleep.

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