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Man Killed

Category: alt.humor.puns, Rated G

This was posted by Nemo on alt.humor.puns.

A man was killed in a stampede while sitting peacefully in his living room by the fire in the middle of a snowstorm in winter.

A wall of his house had suddenly fallen down leaving his living room open to the elephants!

Lowrie Beacham says, “I question weather you should have sent that one.”

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