This was sent to me by Charlie Pfister, one of my original pharmacy Bro’s. The original source is unknown.
Can anyone remember when California had a motto on the license plate? We did, at one time. I think New Hampshire may still have, “Live Free or Die.” Here’s another California “motto” among all the rest of the states. Too bad that most of them are too long to put on the license plate.
Alabama:
Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity.Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!Arizona:
But It’s A Dry Heat.Arkansas:
Literacy Ain’t Everything.California:
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda!Colorado:
If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother.Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy’s Don’t Own It, Yet.Delaware:
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.Georgia:
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru
(Death To The Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes.
Well, OK, We’re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real GoodIllinois:
Please, Don’t Pronounce the “S”Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave FreeIowa:
We Do Amazing Things With CornKansas:
First Of The Rectangle StatesKentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last NamesLouisiana:
We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
That’s Just Our Tourism Campaign.Maine:
We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap LobsterMaryland:
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax ItMassachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’sMichigan:
First Line Of Defense From The CanadiansMinnesota:
10,000 Lakes…And 10,000,000,000,000 MosquitoesMississippi:
Come And Feel Better About Your Own StateMissouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At WorkMontana:
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto ContestNevada:
Hookers, Poker, and Wayne Newton!New Hampshire:
Go Away And Leave Us AloneNew Jersey:
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right here!New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
(Dr. Jerry Born assures me that the actual motto is:
Land of the flea
and home of the Plague.)New York:
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney…North Carolina:
Tobacco Is A VegetableNorth Dakota:
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!Ohio:
At Least We’re Not MichiganOklahoma:
Like The Play, But No SingingOregon:
Spotted Owl…It’s What’s For DinnerPennsylvania:
Cook With CoalRhode Island:
We’re Not REALLY An IslandSouth Carolina:
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn’t Actually Surrender, YetSouth Dakota:
Closer Than North DakotaTennessee:
The Edyoocashun StateTexas:
Se Habla InglesUtah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your JesusVermont:
Ay, YepVirginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs
And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?Washington:
We have more rain than you doWest Virginia:
One Big Happy Family…Really!Wisconsin:
Come Cut The Cheese With Us!Wyoming:
Where Men Are Men…
And The Sheep Are Afraid