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Jewish Samurai

Category: alt.callahans, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs

This was posted by Jai Rose on alt.callahans. The original author is not known.


Back in the time of the Samurai, there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai. So, he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one.

A year passed and only 3 people showed up: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai. The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai. The Japanese Samurai opened a matchbox and out popped a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, “That is very impressive!”

The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and demonstrate. The Chinese Samurai also opened a matchbox and out popped a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, “That is really very impressive!”

The emperor then had the Jewish Samurai demonstrate why he should be head Samurai. The Jewish Samurai also opened a matchbox and out popped a fly. His flashing sword goes Whoooooooossshhh, Whooooossshhh, Whooooossshh!

A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks, “After all of that, why is the fly not dead?”

The Jewish Samurai smiled, “Well, circumcision is not intended to kill.”

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