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Insulated Windows

Category: Rated G

An old friend, Don Drinnon sent this to me. He claims it is one of my type of jokes.


We old people have to stay alert!

Last year I replaced several windows in my house. They were the expensive double-insulated energy efficient windows. This week I got a call from the contractor complaining that the work has been done for a year and I had failed to pay for them. Boy, oh boy, did we go round and round. I told him no one pulls a fast one on this ol’ guy. Even though I am a senior citizen and slowing up a little doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid! I proceeded to tell him just what his salesman told me last year.

“In one year those windows will pay for themselves!”

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