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Hymns for the Aging

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G

From “mymail4000a” , this was published on the groaners listserv.


* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up)

* Nobody Knows the Trouble I have Seeing

* Go Tell It on the Mountain (And Speak Up)

* It is Well with My Soul (But, my Back Hurts)

* Amazing Grace (Considering My Age)

* Just a Slower Walk With Thee

* Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

* Count Your Many Birthdays, Name Them One by One

* Blessed Insurance

* Guide Me O Thou Great Jehovah (I’ve forgotten where I parked)

* Give Me that Old Timers Religion

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