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Halloween Definitions

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Lists, Puns, Rated PG

From the Gaggle of Groaners Listserve and the Yahoo pun group.


Bobbing Apples: What happens when you jog without a bra.

Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.

Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your
throat.

Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.

Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your
fridge.

Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween.

Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there’s housework to be done.
Also, see “Mr. Hyde.”

Jack O’ Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.

Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing
each week.

Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.

Mr. Hyde: What a guy becomes when there’s housework to be done. Also,
see Invisible Man .

Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

Skeleton: Any supermodel.

Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.

Witch: See “Mother-in-Law.”

Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee

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