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Category: Rated G, Spoonerisms

Stanley Johnson is an environmentalist and former Member of the European Parliament, and father to Boris Johnson, the mayor of London. He spun this brilliant spoonerism when asked once about his political philosophy.


Politics is “the fight against crooks and nannies looking into nooks and crannies.”

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