This Thanksgiving sequence is from the groaners listserv:
What does a turkey say:
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble.
What does a turkey with a sore throat say?
Gargle, Gargle, Gargle.
What does a turkey with club feet say?
Hobble, Hobble, Hobble.
What does a dyslexic turkey say?
Boggle, Boggle, Boggle.
What does a turkey with a lame leg say?
Waddle, Waddle, Waddle
What does a turkey with a bladder problem say?
Puddle, Puddle, Puddle
What does a turkey with an invisible handicap say?
Subtle, Subtle, Subtle
What does a turkey with a balance problem say?
Stumble, Stumble, Stumble
What does a turkey with a speech impairment say?
Mumble, Mumble, Mumble
What does a turkey with a rickety wheelchair say?
Rattle, Rattle, Rattle
What do East LA gang turkeys say?
Rumble, Rumble, Rumble
What does a turkey with a broken brace say?
Topple, Topple, Topple
What does a turkey with a guide dog say?
Ogle, Ogle, Ogle
What does a turkey with an eating disorder say?
Trouble, Trouble, Trouble
What does a turkey with a learning disorder say?
Boggle, Boggle, Boggle
What does a turkey reading this list say?
Doggerel, Doggerel, Doggerel,