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Deer Hunting Season

Category: Rated G

This tale comes from cousin Jo Ann Thomas.


A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in Michigan near a blacktop highway.

A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow and took careful aim. Before he could release his arrow, his friend pointed at a funeral procession passing on the road below their stand.

The hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat, bowed his head and closed his eyes in prayer.

His friend was amazed. “Wow that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known.”

The hunter shrugged. “Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years”

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