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Charlie & the Chocolate Factory

Category: Rated G

This is by Ms. Scarlett’s son-in-law Jon Gordon.


We were watching the new Charlie & the Chocolate Factory movie the other day. Early in the film, we are told how an Indian prince asks Willy Wonka to build him a palace out of chocolate. Predictably, on the first hot day, the palace begins to melt, at which point the screen shows an image of a statue of the Hindu elephant god becoming a bit runny. At this point, I turned to my spouse and said, “Look! *Ganesh is turning into *ganache!”


*Yeah, I had to look them up, too.

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