An actual, original feghoot. I haven’t posted one in a long time. (By Reginald Bretnor writing under the pen name Grendel Briarton.)
For years, Ferdinand Feghoot maintained an affectionate relationship
with Mrs. Pigafetta, a middle-aged Sicilian mermaid who kept a
penzione for shipwrecked sailors on an island near Taranto.
On summer evenings, they sat together at the door of her commodious
waterside cavern, singing sentimental operatic arias.
Then once, on arriving, he found her in tears.
“Cberubino mio,” she sobbed, … Read the rest...