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Rated G

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  • Helping Men Survive Valentine’s Day (filed in Rated G on February 13, 2012)
  • If You Carrot All For Me (filed in Puns, Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G on February 12, 2012)
  • The Trojan Horse (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on January 18, 2012)
  • Redneck Newlyweds (filed in Puns, Rated G on January 14, 2012)
  • Shaggy Christmas Down Under (filed in Puns, Rated G on December 27, 2011)
  • Something in My Stocking (filed in Puns, Rated G on December 24, 2011)
  • Sub-Atomic Puns (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on December 21, 2011)
  • A Holiday Warning (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on December 20, 2011)
  • A King Size Bed (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on )
  • English Ain’t Easy (filed in Rated G on December 1, 2011)
  • Ireland Can Be a Small World (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on November 30, 2011)
  • The Thanksgiving Turkey (filed in Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on November 21, 2011)
  • Financial Planning (filed in Rated G on November 2, 2011)
  • The Evolution in Teaching Math Since the 1950s (filed in Current Events, Politically Incorrect, Rated G on October 26, 2011)
  • Da End Iss Near (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Space Opera (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on October 14, 2011)
  • The Beehive (filed in Puns, Rated G on October 13, 2011)
  • The Magic Well (filed in Puns, Rated G on September 18, 2011)
  • My New Play Toy (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on August 18, 2011)
  • The Dead Horse Theory (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on August 17, 2011)
  • The Animal Wedding (filed in Puns, Rated G on August 8, 2011)
  • Vignettes of When the Fight Started… (filed in Rated G, Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on July 19, 2011)
  • Seven Degrees of Blonde (filed in Rated G on July 7, 2011)
  • The New Job (filed in Puns, Rated G on July 6, 2011)
  • Heaven Can Be Tricky (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs, Shaggydog listserv on June 28, 2011)