Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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Rated G

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  • Pig Zen (filed in Rated G on February 18, 2001)
  • The Foot Long Nose (filed in Rated G on )
  • The Bears (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • On The Veldt (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Roamin’ Tale (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • Three-Legged Race (filed in Rated G on )
  • Refried Beans (A Bit Shaggy) (filed in alt.humor.puns, Rated G on )
  • Gingerbread People? (filed in Rated G on February 4, 2001)
  • At the Cafeteria (filed in Rated G on )
  • Artistic License (filed in Rated G on )
  • Potato Clock (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • The Snake (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on January 25, 2001)
  • A Stop in Lower Economy (filed in Rated G on )
  • The Bottom Lion (filed in Rated G on )
  • The Guru (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • They Just Bug Me (filed in alt.humor.puns, Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on January 20, 2001)
  • Anheuser’s Lament (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • The Bartending Contest (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • A True Lenten Sacrifice (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • To Dance Again (filed in Rated G on January 15, 2001)
  • Mystery Meat (filed in Rated G on )
  • A Tall Ship Tale #3: A Tragic Loss (filed in alt.callahans, Puns, Rated G on )
  • The Zen Master (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • A Trip Through the Back Country (filed in alt.callahans, Rated G on )
  • The Captive (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )