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Rated G

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  • A Bad Pun is Soda Pressing (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 11, 2013)
  • Interview: Ben Ziek (filed in News, Rated G on June 6, 2013)
  • Interview: Dav Wallace (filed in News, Rated G on June 5, 2013)
  • May the Farce be With You (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on June 3, 2013)
  • Flour Power (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on June 2, 2013)
  • Turnip Beet a Ground (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 29, 2013)
  • Buzz Off! (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 26, 2013)
  • Gillian Anderson (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on May 24, 2013)
  • Putin on the Ritz (filed in Current Events, Picture Pun, Rated G on )
  • Punslingers (2013 Pun-Off) Results (filed in Rated G on May 23, 2013)
  • There is a Frog in his Throat (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on )
  • Punniest of Show 2nd Place: Alex Petri (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G, Video on May 22, 2013)
  • Punniest of Show 3rd Place: Brian Agler (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show 4th Place: Andy Balinsky (filed in Gatling Puns, Puns, Rated G, Video on )
  • Punniest of Show (2013 Pun-Off) Results (filed in News, Rated G on May 21, 2013)
  • Equivalents — For All You Thinkers (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated G on May 8, 2013)
  • A Graduate Student Haggadah (filed in Puns@yahoogroups.com, Rated G on March 25, 2013)
  • Cuddle Up, and Don’t Be Blue (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on January 24, 2013)
  • Shaggy Austrian (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on January 21, 2013)
  • Wisdom for the New Year (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on January 8, 2013)
  • New Commemorative Pistol (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on January 7, 2013)
  • A Mime is a Terrible Thing to Waste (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on December 22, 2012)
  • A Shaggy Stone Gathers No Moss (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on December 21, 2012)
  • A Ham Fisted Pun (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on December 20, 2012)
  • Shaggy Apocalypse (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on )