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Boris

Category: Rated G

This was written by Howell Gwin who relays that the idea came to him while occupied under certain suspicious circumstances.


There was a Russian guy who used to work for the KGB; he gained quite a reputation as a bad guy to beat all bad guys. With the breakup of the Evil Empire, he suddendly found himself without a cause. He tried various things — black market, Moscow Mafia, but was unsatisfied.

Then he met a Lutheran missionary and was converted. His conversion was so deep that he became a minister and he followed his calling with the same dedication he had once shown to the KGB. He became internationally famous — almost a Slavic Billy Graham.

Everyone agreed that Boris had a real pastor knack.

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